The Apprentice is back on our screens and once again we will have to endure endless hours of self-promoting hyperbole as each individual contestant proclaims themselves to be the best and brightest entrepreneur on the planet. During the course of the series they are shown to be anything but and whilst the format of the programme has become a little stale the boardroom scenes where cabbage faced Lord Sugar humiliates the weaker candidates are still watchable and enjoyable entertainment.
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By Alice Lovelace