Where to go in Essex

  • A Picnic in the Park

    Essex has many country parks that are ideal for enjoying a romantic picnic with a sexy lady. So, get the picnic basket and fill it with goodies, not forgetting the bubbly and make your way to any of the places we recommend below:

    The marine lake is the highlight of any visit to Maldon Promenade Park -
    List of Council Parks in Essex -
    List of parks as provided and classified by ‘Visit Essex’ - List of Essex Country Parks.
  • Action and Adventure

    Getting splattered isn’t everybody’s idea of fun and we suggest you check with your hot girlfriend before dragging her along to Delta Paintball. We are all for getting a girl hot and sweaty just this isn’t our idea of how to do it!

    Be Stig for a day at Lakeside Karting -

    I have to agree with Auden who wrote that golf was a good walk spoiled but for those of you who prefer putting to heavy petting you can book a round at Bentley Golf Club here -

  • An Evening Out at the Theatre

    Culture vultures can head to the Mercury Theatre in Colchester to watch the thespians ply their trade - and Colchester’s Headgate Theatre -